Pallbearer: "Gee, I sure hope someone dies soon! (Do I look too fat in this oufit? I think I look too fat. I knew I should have gone jogging instead of feasting and making merry.) Is he dead? Oh, false alarm. HEY, YOU IDIOT! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO ATTACK WITH THE OTHER END! Sometimes I wonder whether anyone knows what "fight to the death" means anymore. Wait a minute, I think those two on the midget horses are going to kill each other... Yes!!!"