"So, you think wedgies are humorous, eh, Mr. Wiseguy? It is not so funny when the shoe is on the other foot, is it, Mr. Know-It-All Smarty-Pants person? How do you like those apples, Mr. Not-So-Bigshot? Mr. Small Mashed Potatoes! Mr. Playground Bully! Try that on for size, Mr. Jerk-Guy-Fellow! Ha ha ha ha haaa!!!" :-?