Memorandum:
Sometimes one needs to maximize frivolity. Maximum frivolity is a positive goal with far-reaching benefits and is to be encouraged on a temporary case-by-case basis. Please implement frivolity maximizing measures at home, in the workplace, and everywhere else, temporarily. Punishment for permanent maximum frivolity will be swift and severe.
Thank you for your coöperation.
— Cuparius, Owner of Cuparius.com