Cuparius.com

I could really use a double Ninja Burger with cheese right about now. And a side order of Fries of Our Ancestors.

For reasons of ninja stealth, the Cuparium's background has been concealed by ninja magic. Shhh...

And the nonsense page has been updated with a new engraving.

For the uninitiated (i.e. those who never visited the Cuparium before its current incarnation as cuparius.com), I humbly bring you the honorable NINJA BURGER website. Order now. Or suffer the consequences. The consequences probably involve Flying Shuriken of Surprisingly Quick Death, but they might involve the Flashing Deadliness of the Two Spatulas Technique. Either way, it is better to be on the good side of fearless (and deadly!) Ninja Burger delivery persons.

Perhaps a franchise would be a wise venture at this juncture. Hm...

To those of you who have survived the Ninja Burger orientation program, I offer the following (non-Ninja Burger-related) koan: Origami Boulder. I am not suggesting you go there; I am merely pointing the way.

Read According to Hoyle by Richard L. Frey and Hoyle's Rules of Games by Albert H. Morehead and Geoffrey Mott-Smith (revised and updated by Philip D. Morehead). Play games.

Speaking of games, Ninja Burger has joined 9th Level Games to create Ninja Burger: The Role-Playing Game. Complete a Ninja Burger employment application now. Or die!

I am waiting to see Daredevil on a day when the cinema is unlikely to be crowded. I am also looking forward to the new Jackie Chan movie, Shanghai something-or-other, the sequel to Shanghai Noon. Bulletproof Monk looks good, too. And what happened to Johnny English starring the indestructible Rowan Atkinson?

There ought to be a Ninja Burger movie.

I've been watching reruns of Seinfeld again whenever I get the chance. I still think it's one of the greatest sitcoms ever made in the States.

There ought to be a Ninja Burger television show.

"Now apologize! Or face the Mallet of Manners!"
--Kid Muscle (hefting a large mallet)